Things that I am an expert at:
- Putting a cloth diaper on a squirmy baby
- Buckling complicated car seat buckles
- Picking out baby shower gifts
- Typing with one hand
- Sticking my boob in baby's mouth, in the dark, with no hands
Things I am NOT an expert at:
- Cleaning the house
- Giving baby vitamin drops without him spitting them out or choking on them
- Remembering to put the dirty diapers out for diaper service pickup day
- Rinsing baby's hair without getting water all over his face
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