Single Babies

New favorite hobby: making up new lyrics to "Single Ladies" for Declan.

My favorite version so far:

All the single babies! (x7)
Now put your hands up!
Up in the highchair,
Just so hungry
I'm droolin' all over myself.
You decided to feed me
Mushed up peas,
So I stuck my hands in them.

I'm trying to eat them, they're all over me,
You're not paying any attention,
But you had your chance
To keep my onesie clean
So you can't be mad at me.

If you liked it then you shoulda put a bib on me,
If you liked it then you shoulda put a bib on me,
Now my onesie's gonna be pea-stained,
But if you liked it then you shoulda put a bib on me,
Oh oh oh...

My second favorite version (and my new go-to lullaby):

All the single babies (x7)
Put your hands up!
Up in the Boppy,
It's time for a nap,
But I can't go to sleep.
Decided to cry, and you asked why,
I won't stop screaming.

Don't want a blankie, don't want you to sing,
Aren't you paying any attention?
There's only one thing I want,
And I better get it,
Or I'll just keep crying.

If you love me then you gotta put a paci in me,
If you love me then you gotta put a paci in me,
Don't be mad when I scream in your ear,
Cause if you love me then you gotta put a paci in me.
Oh oh oh...