Yep, that's my big news. I am having a child with an overgrown 11-year-old.
But I can't be too hypocritical, because I'm suddenly kind of intrigued by this movie - a very white kid has a very asian grandfather. How did this happen? And why are they walking on tightropes? And why do wise asian grandfathers always have greenhouses?
Annnnyway, everything is going well, nothing new to report. I'm excited about my baby shower - there will be cupcakes and melon balls and decorating of baby t-shirts!
Oh wow, this movie is glorious. The white kid is slicking his hair back in order to woo the hot asian girl named ChiChi, he put on his girl jeans and leather jacket to go to her mansion party, ditching his asian grandfather and the chicken & noodles he made for dinner. Then, outside the party, the popular boys gang up on him, so he's using his Xi powers to take them all down - in SLO MO. The asian girl is totally wooed.
And Aaron just asked "Why does everybody know kung-fu but me?!" I love him.