Interview with a Two-Year-Old

Declan River, 1/9/12

N: Declan, what's your favorite animal?

D: Bapa. (Grandpa)

N: Grandpa's your favorite animal?

D: Um, beebee? (Baby)

N: Baby is your favorite animal? Okay. What is your favorite color?

D: Boo. (Blue)

N: What is your favorite letter?

D: Um... B!

N: What is your favorite number?

D: Um, O?

N: You mean zero?

D: *nods*

N: What is your favorite food?

D: Mnamna! (Banana)

N: What is your favorite drink?

D: Wawa. (Water)

N: What is your favorite toy?

D: Um... Ahmo! (Elmo)

N: Elmo? Not your choo-choos? Who's your favorite choo-choo?

D: Peebees. (Percy)

N: okay, lets try animal again. What's your favorite animal? You know, dog, cat, cow, duck, eleph -

D: RRRAAAAAWWWWWWR!!

N: Tiger. Shoulda guessed.

D: RAWR! RAWR! GRRRRR *pounces*

*interview erupts into mama vs. tiger wrestling/tickle fest*