Tuesday, July 28, 2009


I wish I had  bunion. Because then I could call a number, get free bunion surgery, and get paid $700 for FIXING MY BUNION!

I would totally participate in those medical research trials, but ever since I've been able to legally consent, I've either been living in Nowhere, Iowa, or I've been with child. And I'm not willing to (by proxy) give my baby experimental drugs. 

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