Friday, October 23, 2009

School of Motherhood

Here are some things I've learned in the past 48 hours:

- Despite years of believing the opposite, I can fall asleep sitting up. In fact, I can fall asleep sitting up, in the middle of a conversation, while nursing the baby.

- Babies do not recognize a difference between night and day.

- Boobs full of milk are not attractive, nor are they comfortable. They are, however, quite useful.

- Nursing at 4 am is much more enjoyable if you are watching Gossip Girl and eating cake.

- Deflated pregnant bellies are very strange and jiggly.

Will write more later, Declan is crying for food. Which is me.

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